I’m a sharp, I’m hot, I cannot miss right now. After a miraculous comeback from the Phillies and a goal in the last five minutes by the Blues, I’m now 4-2. Today is a monumental day, lots of big games on the docket. Let’s talk sportz.

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MIL @ PHI (+1.5) O/U 8.5 7:05 pm on NBC Sports Philly

  • The Brew Crew is brewing up some mediocre beer lately as they have lost three straight games. (I’m sorry, I’m still finding my voice on the blog, that was a bad joke, I’ll improve soon).
  • Meanwhile, the Phillies have won three straight games. Not sure why the Brewers are favorites today.
  • Pitching matchup: Brandon Woodruff (MIL, 5-1, 4.25 ERA) vs. Jerad Eickhoff (PHI, 2-1, 1.50 ERA). Not a sabermetrics guy but come on, that’s a slap in young JErad’s face to be the underdog.
  • PICK: Phillies (+1.5)

BOS @ CAR (-1.5) O/U 5.5 8:00 pm on NBC Sports Network

  • Bruins are up 2-0 as they’ve been cycling the fuck out of some pucks and have outscored the Canes 11-4 in two games.
  • As a hockey novice, I don’t know what will actually happen in this game. I think Carolina might have some jump so it might actually be a close game, but Boston looks like a wagon.
  • PICK: Can never go wrong by picking the over. Plus the average goals scored in the first two games has been 7.5 and that’s called a trend.

POR @ GS (-7.5) O/U 220.5 9:00 pm on ESPN

  • The Warriors didn’t beat the Rockets last round by more than six points in any of their wins.
  • I just like the Blazers. McCollum and Lillard are an awesome young backcourt to watch so I’ll be rooting for them. They played the Warriors tough a few years ago in the playoffs.
  • PICK: Blazers (+7.5). I feel like they’ll never really have a chance to win this game, but I think they’ll keep it within 10 for most of the game and make a couple buckets late to cover.

-tomfoolery was here