Look. There are a ton of problems in this world. Crocs, Toe Shoes, and un-ironic cowboy hats are the main ones that come to my mind. But the one thing that the Northeast Elitists seem to oppose the most is the combo 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner. And I simply refuse to allow this slander to continue.

In the same vein as khaki shorts (which are simply the most logical trouser when the weather gets warmer, people forget about how useful the pockets actually are), 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner seems to be universally hated by women. But there are many reasons why this hatred is unwarranted.

  1. Cost – merely the most cost-efficient and effective hair product. 2 for the price of 1, and the family size bottle that my mom bought me yesterday will last about two months and only cost $3. More money for me to buy the special at the local dive bar for my Tinder date.
  2. Color/Smell – It’s blue, which happens to be my favorite color. It also smells like the ocean, which is a nice touch.
  3. Purpose – The percentage of young men in the age 18-34 demographic that actually care about their hair is not high enough to warrant any hair product other than the esteemed 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner

This wasn’t a blog. This was an ad for Suave Men 2-in-1 Ocean Charge Shampoo/Conditioner. Sponsor the blog, pls.

-tomfoolery was here