Throughout the history of organized civilization, there have been many forms of communication, each seemingly more advanced than the last. We started with cave paintings and hieroglyphics and we’ve now evolved to FaceTime and emojis, which I suppose is a form of hieroglyphics so I guess things haven’t evolved too much.

By far, the absolute DUMBEST form of communication is whispering. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? Let’s take a standard form of communicating and then let’s just make it harder.

The worst game of my childhood was Whisper Down the Lane. Absolutely traumatizing. I fucked that game up so many times. I apologize to Mrs. Neff’s 1st grade class for butchering the message on multiple occasions.

Instead, I urge more shouting. Look out for the people who can’t hear things. It’s 2019, no more whispering.