I love this girl so much. Now that Michigan is out of the tournament, I think I need to root for my girl Miranda the rest of the way. I would quit sports if she screamed in my face after striking my ass out.

College baseball players are so pretentious and take themselves way too seriously. Look at this fucking guy:

Fucking relax, dude. Someone get a Xanax for the Teen Wolf over here. And the batter doesn’t get a pass either. This isn’t the World Series. Do you really need to take 30 seconds to adjust everything before stepping back in the box?

Softball is so much more fast-paced. The pitchers just get the call and deliver. The bases are closer, there’s more strategy, it’s just a thousand times better. In college baseball, it’s just so much slower. I can’t stand it. 

I’m single now, so I might have to slide in some DM’s. Love this girl.

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That tattoo, though.

OK cool, hook em.

-tomfoolery was here