Literally anything else, probably. As someone who has not been on trial for double murder, maybe I don’t have the authority to speak on this matter. But what the fuck does “getting even” mean, Orenthal??

Here’s a list of things O.J. should do instead of be on Twitter:

  • Read a book: This would definitely be a great way to kill time and not people.
  • Watch Netflix: I haven’t gotten around to watching it, but I’ve heard that How to Get Away with Murder is a great binge-watch. I’m sure O.J. knows all about it.
  • Take a weekend trip to Vegas: You know what they say… What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. O.J. would never find himself in trouble on the Strip.

Seriously, who thought this was a good idea. I wish I could be in that meeting room to hear the discussion. He claims there are a lot of fake O.J. Simpson accounts, but I’ve never heard of people being duped by it. I’m just imagining a parody Simpson account operating like the Post Malone parody account.

Fake Post Twitter accounts vs. the real Post

Now that I think about it, maybe hearing O.J.’s opinion on Game of Throne could have been entertaining.